Once upon a time
A young boy went home and said to his mother:
"Mommy! I made love with my teacher today!"
"WHAT?! Shame on you! Go to your room and wait until Daddy gets back to scold you!" said the mother with anger.
When the father came back from work, after hearing what the mother told him, he quickly ran to the boy's room and shut the door so that the mother in the kitchen can't hear them talk.
"THAT WAS AWESOME!!" said the father happily, "so what was it like? Oh, I AM SO proud of you! I lost my virginity when I was thirteen, but you're even better than me!"