my new fanfic plz dont steal

TehMikuruSlave · 2010-07-13T05:16:01+00:00

Bella was very nervous and scarsed as she sae the big castle. "Edward are u sure this is a good idee?" she asked concerned. "yes bella I have to do this," Edward answere all sexily as he walked into the big castle. "my powers are dangerous and if I don't do this I might HURT YOU" he said it all angistly and sexy and it made bella sad and turned on. The place was Hogwarts which was where they had to guard and they went in and met all the tf2 people "so this is the new recruit?" sniper said all hotlike as he looked over and at at Edward who gave him dark look. "What can he do?" "everyone hello this is Edward he is a vamripe and will be helping guard the base because he can see in the dark and protect from the enemy ninjas who want to capture hary potter," said Dumbledore who was with the announcer who was angrily looking at htem angrily. Suddenly, Bella saw scout and he was so cute and she started to get a boner except she couldn't get one cause she was a girl. "Hello what is up," Scout said happily to her as he walked towards her and she felt her heart jumped a lot and she got nervous. "I'm scout. Whats you're name?" "Bella," bella said as she blushed and looked away. She started to realized that she was in love with scout! But before she could say it scout said "ok see ya" and ran away leaving her with Edward. But she was in love with Edward! She was confused! "KONNICHIWA!" said harry potrter to bella when they sawe each other. Edward was goin to see Dumbledore and had wandered away leaving bella all alone with Harry. "My name is harry potter and I am a student here! Please to meet you!" he had willowy dark hair and sable eyes that sprakled like forests in the night and was so cute and kawaii that it made Bella blush. "Hello" bella said blushing as she shook his hand and blushed. "I'm bella I'm here cause my boyfirend Edward cullen whose a vampire," bella said and then Harry looked angry. "I HATE THAT EDWARD UCLLEN HE IS SUCH A POSR!" harry yelled angrily in an angry voice before angrily stomping away in anger. "VAMPIRES ARE TOTALLY LAME WIZARDS ARE BEST" "BUT THERE NOT AS COOL AS NINJAS BELIEVE IT" a voice sudden said and suddenly Naruto appeared and kicked harry paotter in the stomach and landed. "Konnichiwa I am naruto kun I am from the village of leafs believe it bevlie it believie it!"he had sparkling radiant deep blue far set soul searching and mystical like a pool of magical water and they were so prety and bella blushed so deep and it was so kawaii and bishie. "Hi my name is Bella I am 17 years old and I am a goff," Bella said blusing and suddenly feeling very sad because she was confused and loved naurto and she started to danube languid tears that came on her face hard and wet and she felt so hot. Then suddenly "KONNICHIWA" and she turned to see the pretiest girl who had beautiful gorgeous conflagrant black hair and purple eyes. "helo my name is Ã”sÃ¡ka K'yÃ´tÃ´ BeÃ trix Narcyssa SÃ¢kÃºra I am on the tf2 team konnichiwa lets be friends!" "Ok," Bella said sniffing and looking feeling a bit better. She decided she was going to do her best when suddenly mcgoogle came in and screamed "OROCHIMARU HAS SUMMONED THE HEARTLESS!" before being attacked by a hreatless. As they got there weapons out Bella stood there all scared and confused. "I am scared an confuse! She cry. She was confused!

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Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear

14 years ago

I am Antw0n wrote...

TehMikuruSlave wrote...

Bella was

Stopped there.

Really, cause I stopped reading the post at

TehMikuruSlave wrote...

neko-chan

14 years ago

At first I was like "TL;DR" but then I saw

TMS wrote...

"OROCHIMARU HAS SUMMONED THE HEARTLESS!"

So then I had to go back and read the whole thing.

Koko7

14 years ago

Im sorry...It was really funny.I...just...I FUCKING HATE BELLA! DX *Scared and confused, falling in love with her own shit* Yeah. You got her right. =-=;;

C13R-66Y

14 years ago

I think I lost a few neurons after reading this...

flare_knight1

14 years ago

The scout didn't say "NEED A DISPENSER HERE!", so this autofails

Midgar

14 years ago

ITT: Things Tyler stole.

neyapuckachinha

14 years ago

Bella is such a slut! She should be ashamed...

Bytesexual

14 years ago

flare_knight1 wrote...

The scout didn't say "NEED A DISPENSER HERE!", so this autofails

Still wins.

Tanasinn The Bellpepper

14 years ago

This story is right up there with that one chicks book.... What was it? Ah I remember it's called midnight or some shit like that. Personally this is much better because it actually made sense

Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear

14 years ago

kitten-in-heat wrote...

That 'goff' thing reminded me of the Harry Potter fanfic called 'My Immortal'..

You read that shit?

Jericho Antares FAKKU Writer

14 years ago

YOU DONE GOOFED!

Uzumaki101

14 years ago

This story was brilliant! Over-the-top imagination! Endless drama and action and romance mashed together so violently it works! The dark humor around this story is magnificent! The crossovers were brilliant and worked well together. Kind of like how peanut, butter and jelly work so well with bread!

You, TMS, are a writing genius. I applaud and worship you now.

11/10

Zero_Hour

14 years ago

I just read it again and I simply can't get over how great a story that was. Should you choose to publish it, you would be a rich man.

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