Nekohime's Writing Odds and Ends
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I suppose I should post some of the stuff I've been writing here too, eh? I haven't written in a while though. Probably should get cracking again.
I am Catnip Kitteh on AFF.net and FF.net. Go read!
Oh and I should probably make a table of contents of sorts in this first post...and I changed the title of this thread too, since it's starting to include more non-fanfic stuff, and to avoid confusion with other Nekos on this site, like Neko-chan. XD
Poetry
Fanfiction (here be lemons!)
Prose
I am Catnip Kitteh on AFF.net and FF.net. Go read!
Oh and I should probably make a table of contents of sorts in this first post...and I changed the title of this thread too, since it's starting to include more non-fanfic stuff, and to avoid confusion with other Nekos on this site, like Neko-chan. XD
Poetry
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Fanfiction (here be lemons!)
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Prose
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When I first saw the thread title I was like: Someone found my fanfics!?!
I must say though, it must be hard for you to make it through an episode of bleach ;)
I must say though, it must be hard for you to make it through an episode of bleach ;)
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neko-chan wrote...
When I first saw the thread title I was like: Someone found my fanfics!?!I must say though, it must be hard for you to make it through an episode of bleach ;)
You should post your fanfics too!
And yes, I do find it hard to make it through an episode of Bleach, especially if Aizen, Gin, Grimmjow, Hisagi, Kira, and/or Matsumoto are in the ep. XD
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A fitting sonnet for this late/early hour...
Insomnia
Tick-tock tick-tock; this clock--it does not stop.
This night neverending, drags on and on
Tick-tock tick-tock until I all but drop
What can be done when my sleep is but gone?
And so I sit here writing these verses
Stark raving mad; dull witted from lack of sleep...
Who reads sonnets on a site so perverse?
Fakku is dead...I should try counting sheep.
But lo, is there someone coming around?
No, it was just my imagination...fuck.
"Will I be saved from this," I asked and frowned.
No, quoth my tired brain, you shall suffer ill luck.
And so I carry on and on, weary
Someone please end this night so dreary.
Insomnia
Tick-tock tick-tock; this clock--it does not stop.
This night neverending, drags on and on
Tick-tock tick-tock until I all but drop
What can be done when my sleep is but gone?
And so I sit here writing these verses
Stark raving mad; dull witted from lack of sleep...
Who reads sonnets on a site so perverse?
Fakku is dead...I should try counting sheep.
But lo, is there someone coming around?
No, it was just my imagination...fuck.
"Will I be saved from this," I asked and frowned.
No, quoth my tired brain, you shall suffer ill luck.
And so I carry on and on, weary
Someone please end this night so dreary.
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I'm in a poem writing sort of mood today, I guess. Is this what sleep deprivation does to a person?
Fakku Limerick
In this web full of endless delight
there is one very special website.
Full of hentai galore--
what a wonderful store!
We love Fakku; in fapping, unite!
A Gamer's Limerick
Here with my watercooled tower
replete with the awesomest power
I play all day long;
"headshot, BITCH!" is my song.
All the newfags before me shall cower.
Limerick of Hentai!
Striped panties are my favorite kind
'Twixt my friends, I have the dirtiest mind
I can fap through the night
with all of my might
To tentacles and oppai combined.
Fakku Limerick
In this web full of endless delight
there is one very special website.
Full of hentai galore--
what a wonderful store!
We love Fakku; in fapping, unite!
A Gamer's Limerick
Here with my watercooled tower
replete with the awesomest power
I play all day long;
"headshot, BITCH!" is my song.
All the newfags before me shall cower.
Limerick of Hentai!
Striped panties are my favorite kind
'Twixt my friends, I have the dirtiest mind
I can fap through the night
with all of my might
To tentacles and oppai combined.
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Aaaand...more limericks. I just love this form of poetry.
A Song, with Belarus and Russia
A Song, with Belarus and Russia
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Niko
What great stories you tell
And the one about Lola is truly a beautiful tribute
Another hidden talent from our Cat Princess.
You are SOOOO Cute.
Why if you were 2 or 3 years older.
And I were 30 or 40 years younger.
And you weren't already taken.
I would make a pass at you.
EDIT I like limericks too. A fun form of poetry.
What great stories you tell
And the one about Lola is truly a beautiful tribute
Another hidden talent from our Cat Princess.
You are SOOOO Cute.
Why if you were 2 or 3 years older.
And I were 30 or 40 years younger.
And you weren't already taken.
I would make a pass at you.
EDIT I like limericks too. A fun form of poetry.
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State of Depression
With thanks to Shakesville's Maud, who provided the imagery I needed to describe how my condition feels like.
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With thanks to Shakesville's Maud, who provided the imagery I needed to describe how my condition feels like.
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Double post, but I really don't like putting too much words in one post, so meh.
Distortion
Distortion
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Second gave the feeling that Its a Real Personal problem...still Good poem nonetheless. Keep up the work Neko~
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An Ode to the Best Thing on Earth
Creamy and delicious, hot and sticky,
Dark and smothered in sin.
I long to dive in your center;
Just tell me and I can begin.
The first taste of you is like heaven;
Indeed, you are so sweet.
I run my fingers along your side
and revel in the luscious heat.
Your texture, smooth and silky,
makes me want to have more.
I tingle at the very thought--
It's you that I adore.
This will not last, I think.
At the back of the mind, I know
that our love is temporary;
It will cause me pain on the morrow.
But tonight, I do not care.
I won't think of the consequences,
Though it may cause me sorrow.
I will take my chances.
I moan loudly as you touch me--
It's such sweet delight.
This pleasure that you make me feel
I'd enjoy it all day and night.
And yet, we cannot last
For after the last of your candied kisses
The chocolate cake is gone,
And all that's left are the dishes.
Creamy and delicious, hot and sticky,
Dark and smothered in sin.
I long to dive in your center;
Just tell me and I can begin.
The first taste of you is like heaven;
Indeed, you are so sweet.
I run my fingers along your side
and revel in the luscious heat.
Your texture, smooth and silky,
makes me want to have more.
I tingle at the very thought--
It's you that I adore.
This will not last, I think.
At the back of the mind, I know
that our love is temporary;
It will cause me pain on the morrow.
But tonight, I do not care.
I won't think of the consequences,
Though it may cause me sorrow.
I will take my chances.
I moan loudly as you touch me--
It's such sweet delight.
This pleasure that you make me feel
I'd enjoy it all day and night.
And yet, we cannot last
For after the last of your candied kisses
The chocolate cake is gone,
And all that's left are the dishes.
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When you said AFF.net I automatically thought of Adult Friend Finder....because I'm a perv like that, lol.
Write one about our sexy trysts, 猫 ❤ ❤
Write one about our sexy trysts, 猫 ❤ ❤
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[Redacted] the Ramen Man
(to the tune of Taylor the Latte Boy)
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=47946&start=2880#1644961
(to the tune of Taylor the Latte Boy)
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=47946&start=2880#1644961
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I've been practicing my Japanese a lot lately (mostly coz I want to be able to talk to [redacted] the ramen guy and my friend who also works at the same ramen place), so here's a couple of haiku I made, and their translations.
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冬ã®é›ª
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春ã®æ‹
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手を貸ã—ã¦
一ã¤ã«ãªã‚ŠãŸã„
冬ã®é›ª
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