It was a nice warm day in Ponyville, everypony was having a good time.
Pinkie pie was baking cupcakes, Twilight was reading a book, Spike was writing a letter,
Rarity was making a dress, Rainbow dash was humping a smurf, Fluttershy was playing with animals,
Derpy was derping, and Applejack was walking and shit... But anyways, Spike and Twilight were bored as fuck
so they were going to see how pinkie pie was doing. When they got there they saw pinkie through the window
, baking cupcakes and such. ''Hey there'' Pinkie said to the two, ''Sup?'' twilight said with an badass expression.
Spike was eating the cupcakes. Pinkie said ''I was wondering if you would like to go to the forest together with me...''
''Uhm well... sure why not!''. And so the two ponies went to the forest and left spike behind to get fat and stuff.
The ponies were standing at the entrance of the forest when suddenly Rainbow Dash came flying by.
''Hey! what are you guys up to?'' she said. ''we're gonna go to the forest because we're bored.''
''Allright! i'm Going with you guys.'' Rainbow Dash said with excitement.
So yeah they were walking like ponies do and then they saw fluttershy with some critters.
''Fluttershy!'' Pinkie shouted. ''Fluttershy, we're gonna go deep into the forest, wanna go with us?''
Twilight asked. ''NO!'' Fluttershy replied. ''Im not going deep into the forest, its too dark there.''
''Well okay then, see ya later fluttershy.''
The girls walked and walked till they were really deep into the forest...
It was quiet apart from Pinkie Pie rambling about her sex life.
Suddenly they heard a soundfrom the bushes. ''Pinkie shhh!'' Twilight said.
The was getting louder and louder. ''I'm gonna take a look.'' Rainbow Dash said.
She walked up to the bush and... What she saw was unbelievable!
''RUN! RUN!'' She yelled. ''What did you see?'' Pinkie and Twilight asked while running as hard as they could.
''It was... it was... A NI***R!'' Rainbow Dash said. ''A ni***r?! we gotta get out of here!''
''Wait, does any of you have cocaine?''Twilight asked. ''Yeah me!'' Pinkie said.
''give it to him!'' Pinkie Dropped all her cocaine and kept running.
Twilight stopped.
''Look.'' She said. The ni***r stopped chasing them and was sniffin' and snortin' dat coke!.
You see, i read in a book that ni***rs can't resist coke.
And so the girls walked back to the village.
''So how was your trip to the forest, twilight?'' Spike asked.
''Oh it was nothing special, pretty boring actually'' she said as she giggled quietly.
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