[Summer Contest Entry 2012] Hell
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[size=12]People say Texas is wonderful. They are flat-out lying (to themselves, probably) or certifiably insane. Texas was decent at best.
During summer though, Texas was hell. No, worse. To paraphrase Chronicles of Riddick: if I owned both hell and summertime Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in hell. I couldn't go outside during the day, at night I could sit on the porch and read. I didn't, still to damned hot.
So I stayed in front of my fan and computer, complained about the AC never keeping the house cool and I surfed the web. I looked for porn usually, can never have enough porn.
I'll look for any kind of porn besides the gay stuff, that's not my bag. Voyuer, anal, lesbo... I am particularly fond of hentai, and the nastier the better. Hentai from Hell, Fakku, Gelbooru... I could kill days just looking through hentai.
Sigh. I wish I were in Texas now. Doesn't seem so hot, not when I got hellfire to compare. And all that shit I saw on my screen? Let me tell you all something. We humans have damn good imaginations, but when it comes to fucked up shit, demons make the worst of us look like saints.
I should explain; I'm dead. Yep, the AC broke down and I was too deep into going through the Flash Games Masterlist on Fakku to notice. I died of severe heatstroke, hah!
So yeah, there are computers in hell, but I've got a cactus in my ass, they won't turn off the shitty rap music, and, horror of horrors, the internet connection is dial-up. Expect to see most of you here eventually![/h]
During summer though, Texas was hell. No, worse. To paraphrase Chronicles of Riddick: if I owned both hell and summertime Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in hell. I couldn't go outside during the day, at night I could sit on the porch and read. I didn't, still to damned hot.
So I stayed in front of my fan and computer, complained about the AC never keeping the house cool and I surfed the web. I looked for porn usually, can never have enough porn.
I'll look for any kind of porn besides the gay stuff, that's not my bag. Voyuer, anal, lesbo... I am particularly fond of hentai, and the nastier the better. Hentai from Hell, Fakku, Gelbooru... I could kill days just looking through hentai.
Sigh. I wish I were in Texas now. Doesn't seem so hot, not when I got hellfire to compare. And all that shit I saw on my screen? Let me tell you all something. We humans have damn good imaginations, but when it comes to fucked up shit, demons make the worst of us look like saints.
I should explain; I'm dead. Yep, the AC broke down and I was too deep into going through the Flash Games Masterlist on Fakku to notice. I died of severe heatstroke, hah!
So yeah, there are computers in hell, but I've got a cactus in my ass, they won't turn off the shitty rap music, and, horror of horrors, the internet connection is dial-up. Expect to see most of you here eventually![/h]
