To Whom It May Concern

"A good old fashioned letter. It's a lost art really, like hand-jobs." -Hank Moody

Hey guys! I'm a fan of Californication and I love the letters Hank writes.
I was on the phone with a girl friend the other night and letters came up. Next thing I knew we agreed to write each other a letter. =)
And I thought this'll be a good thing to do on this forum. So guys, write a letter, short or long. It can be about anything.

I'll get started...


Dear Rolling Stones magazine,
You have Snooki on your cover and before that it was Justin Beaver. Do I need anymore of a reason to say that you're dead to me?
-With much lost respect, Micheal Gray


Yeah, short, I know. But sometimes I like to keep things short but sweet and to the point.

EDIT:
By the way, if you're not into the show, here's the letters Hank wrote.