Trap no Loli no Shota no FBI

I vote A! Takin' the nice guy route since you caused the fall anyways.

A, and with the attitude that you'll steal the harem away from that old man.

You place a hand on her shoulder and say, "It's alright, it was my bad".

To reassure her you flash a smile at her.

(Attention:

We will now roll to see how successful you pull off the smile. Look to your post number, the one in the lower-right and colored in blue. Whatever your post number ends in counts as your roll. You can only roll once. If multiple people roll, I will be taking the highest three rolls and then averaging them. 0 and 1 are critical failures. 2 and 3 are failures. 6 and 7 are successes. 8 and 9 are critical successes. 4 and 5 are also successes because you get a circumstantial bonus and a natural charisma bonus. If somehow multiple people show up to keep rolling, then the rolls will stop at 12AM EST, tomorrow. Rolls that hit 12AM EST exactly will be counted).

So like, you killed this with all the roll crap.

I have to agree with Rise. (Even though I got an 8)

Malon sees you smile and you can feel her visibly relax through her shoulder. She says to you, "Thanks, I always knew you were...nice, Cailey".

You drop your hand from her shoulder and nod, "See you in the morning?"

"See you in the morning".

And with that Malon goes back to her room, leaving you to your thoughts. Having already eaten and showered, you lay back on your bed, staring out the window at the full moon.

You've been given more time to sort yourself out, even if you don't know how much time that is exactly. You look at your hand and remind yourself that you're

A) A boy.
B) A girl.
C) Both a girl and a boy.

You feel the master is

D) A slightly old creeper
E) A young, eccentric man.
F) A lonely, kind caregiver.

With that in mind, you decide for tomorrow to

G) Spend some time with the master.
H) Get re-acquainted with the master's son, the one who found and helped you.
I) Go talk with Malon again.
J) Find another person in the master's harem to talk with.
K) Find another person in the mansion to talk with.

And also to

L) Exercise a bit.
M) Read in the library.
N) Find a job to do in the mansion.
O) Find a job to do outside the mansion.

(Well, I rolled it. The results are C, E, G, and N.)

You tell yourself that you're a boy and a girl... On one hand you feel comfortable in a dress and on the other, you don't want to give up your masculinity. You guess you could swing either way. Your thoughts turn to Malon, the girl you just spoke with. You remember that on the first day you were sent to live at the harem, Malon was the only one who approached you. She immediately tried to latch onto you, asking you all sorts of questions, like your favorite food, where you come from, how you feel, all that sort of stuff. As the days passed, she became increasingly clingy and annoying, to the point where you woke up to her rubbing her naked self against you in the middle of the night. At that point you freaked out a little, but in the end you managed to get her to promise to calm down.

You think about how she looks. Malon has flowing hair that shines like metallic gold and her eyes glint with the color of copper and mischief. She has a peachy skin tone and little muscle. You think she's interested in you, but you just don't feel too strongly about her either way. You like her enough as a friend, but perhaps that's because she's your only friend. And then your thoughts turn to the master.

You feel the master is young and accomplished, but also highly eccentric, as indicated by his harem. You have to give him credit for being only in his late 20's and already amassing such a fortune. He has a son, but then that makes you wonder who and where the mother is. You suppose it's complicated, after all the man has a harem composed of young males dressed as girls. With that in mind, you decide for tomorrow to spend some time with the master. You just hope he won't take that as a sign of "being ready". You also want to find a job to do inside the mansion, so you can earn something for yourself.

And so with the day's events sorted out inside your head, you can finally relax and you easily drift off to sleep.

Day 2

After finishing your morning routine, you get down to your first order of business, finding a job. You walk into the mansion hoping to find the head maid or something, but it seems not everyone is awake yet. You wander through the various rooms trying to find a maid, until you hear the faint sound of a guitar being strummed.

You follow the sound to a livingroom where you see a lone maid sitting on a couch and playing with a guitar. She has her eyes closed while playing and doesn't seem to have noticed you yet.

A) "You can play really well".
B) "Shouldn't you be doing work?"
C) Find a seat and wait for her to finish.
D) Ignore her and find someone else.

(So, I should address this. If you guys don't like leaving some things to chance, then that's too bad. I had a contingency plan for that, regardless, that is to just roll dice to see my own choices. I'm using a new writing technique called, "Just force this shit out even if I don't want to". The reason I stopped for a while was because system reboot and The Walking Dead Video Game. Hope that clarifies where I plan on taking this thing.)

A

"You can play really well", you say to the maid playing a guitar. She simply smiles without looking at you and says, "Thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. If you give me your name, I'll even give you an encore".

You tell her your name and she continues playing. She says to you, "My name's Angelina but my friends call me Angus, because I love burgers".

Angelina had short, black hair with blue highlights and she had tanned skin and dark eyes. The maid's dress looked kind of odd on her.

"I see, and you're okay with that?"

"Hah, heck no. I don't love burgers THAT much but the other reason they keep calling me Angus is because they say 'Angelina' doesn't suit me. They say I protrude the same elegance as a ten ton gorilla. I don't know about that, but whatever, it'll take more than mean words to get rid of me".

"Uh, these are your friends you're talking about".

Angelina shrugs, and says, "You love'em, you hate'em, you can't live without'em".

You never thought about it that way, but you can't help but feel she's right somehow. You decide to sit down and relax for a bit and Angelina asks you, "So, what are you doing here?"

"Huh?"

"You're not wearing a uniform or anything, so you probably don't work here. You're pretty young so you're probably not here to sell anything. If you're neither those but you still somehow made it past the front gate and security, then I'd say you're one of Mr. Johnsons' concubines. So yea, what are you doing here?"

"You say that like I can't be here".

"Yea, you can't. You don't belong here".

You start to get angry at this girl, who's apparently making these things up out of nowhere. But then you remind yourself the reason you're here in the first place.

"Can I just talk to the head maid or something?"

"The Chief? Sure, but she definitely won't like seeing you here".

"Whatever, just tell me where she is".

Angelina tells you where the head maid is and you quickly go find her. As she sees you, her face scrunches up. As you ask her for a job, her face scrunches up even more.

"You're a boy, aren't you?"

"Well yea but I'm also a girl".

"How can that be? You can't be both. That's just filthy. Why don't you just go find something else to do?"

"Alright, fine".

You proceed to find the head butler to ask him for a job. He tells you that you're too inexperienced and that you'd be better off asking the head maid for a job. Well shit.

A) Plead with the head maid for a job.
B) Plead with the head butler for a job.
C) Go see if you can find a job opportunity somewhere else.

I'm going with C.

Ima go with A.

A... [size=0]post didn't make minimum intelligence requirements...[/h]

(Aw pooey, I rolled a C for myself and I was writing something, but now it has to be A. Oh well.)

You go back to the head maid to plead with her for a job. She seems adamant about how you're disgusting, and just as hope seems to be lost, Angelina stumbles upon the two of you. You and the head maid both turn to look at her and she says, "The groundskeeper said the mutt got loose again. I need help".

The head maid pushes up her small, circular glasses and says, "Well, what do you want me to do about it?"

"I'll need help".

"Are you sure?"

"Yes".

The head maid looks back at you, and says, "Alright, if you can help Angelina find the mutt, then I'm sure I can...find something for you to do".

You extend a hand towards her and she snorts a short, "Hmph", as she shakes your hand.

"It's a deal, then", you say.

Angelina has joined the party!

Angelina takes you toward the small forest at the back of the grounds. The trees are surprisingly dense and the foliage is thick. Despite this, the two of you begin searching for a Newfoundland dog named, "Menzo".

As the two of you call out for Menzo, you ask, "So I can see why you'd need more than one person for this".

"Yep".

"Does anyone ever come out here?"

"Not anymore, but occasionally we get squatters or wanderers who stumble across the place".

"So why don't I belong in the mansion?"

"Because those are the Chief's rules. She's become like the master's second wife. Sorry if you took it personally".

"Oh, I see".

We continue to search for an hour until we eventually decide to split up and search.

"After an hour, meet back up outside the forest, and if we still haven't found Menzo, then we'll need more help".

"Got it".

Angelina has left the party...

After a while, you enter a clearing, the first you've encountered since coming into the forest. And there in the middle of the clearing, was a rock. And on top of the rock sat a dog.

"Menzo?"

"Grrrr..."

You slowly approach Menzo with your hands out and when you get close enough, Menzo sniffs your hand before proceeding to lick it all over.

"Arf! Arf!"

"Good boy, Menzo, good boy!"

You play with Menzo a bit as he gets off the rock, ruffling his long dark-brown hair.

Menzo has joined the party!

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Was that a scream? Quick, Menzo, we've gott-"

Menzo pulls at the hem of your skirt in the opposite direction while slightly whimpering. You free yourself and stare down at the large, long-haired dog.

"Menzo, come on! That could be Angelina! She could be in trouble!"

Regardless, Menzo continues to turn his head in the opposite direction, while whimpering. Menzo is clearly spooked for whatever reason. It seems the way he's pointing towards is out of the forest.

A) Follow Menzo out of the forest, but return later with help.
B) Go towards the scream regardless, dragging Menzo along.

A. Gotta trust the animal instincts and all that..

Going with 'A' this time~

B for me.

B is what the curious cat decides.

(Love a good tie, means you get to have your cake and eat it too.)

A new plan suddenly comes to mind. You tell Menzo to go on ahead of you, and eventually he does after you throw a stick you find as hard as you can. Immediately, you turn to go towards the site of the scream.

You run while shouting for whoever it was that screamed.

"I'm sure it came from this way..." you say to yourself. While walking, you suddenly trip and you land on your rear. You look at what you tripped over, and you see...your leg is gone.

No, wait, it's still there, it's just below the ground. Wait. You look closer and notice the edge of a cliff, and your leg dangling over it. You feel a cold sweat drip down your back as you realize you could've easily just dropped over the edge. You carefully take a look down below and realize the drop would've been maybe twice your height. It's something you can jump, but to slip and fall would be something else. While looking, you also notice someone lying at the bottom. It was Angelina!

You quickly go around the cliff to where it goes downhill and run towards Angelina. You look at her and realize she's unconscious and badly bruised and bloodied. Around her left ankle was also some swelling. She probably fell off the cliff by accident and was knocked unconscious. For now, you lift her over your shoulder to try to move her back to the mansion. She's pretty heavy, but you guess this is where manning up comes in handy.

While walking, you hear Angelina mumble, "Go away...go away...you're a...monster..."

"You better not be talking about me, Angelina".

"Wha...huh?"

"Whoops, did I wake you up? Sorry".

"What...happened?"

"You don't remember?"

"I was just walking...looking for Menzo...and then suddenly...oh right, I fell. I hit my head on something, and then I couldn't stay awake..."

"Sounds as bad as you look. I'm gonna get you some help soon. I found Menzo by the way, I sent him to go look for help".

"Oh...that's awesome...good job".

"Yea, we should be getting close to the mansion by now".

"Um...thanks for...helping me".

"Ah well, if you play an encore for me, I guess that'd make it fair".

"Heh, you got it".

Suddenly, we hear footsteps approaching. You exclaim, "Oh, that must be them!"

You move a little faster and see someone approaching. You realize it's a man you've never seen before. You ask, "Oh, um, who are you?"

The man laughs and says, "Hehehe, look at what we've got today. Don't they just look delicious?"

Another man appears from behind and says, "What a great catch, we're so lucky!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" you ask, a bit annoyed. Three more men appear out of the foliage.

"Me and my friends were just wandering around, partying and getting drunk. We were getting pretty bored, until we found you two, you know what I mean?"

"What the hell? If you wandered in here, then you're trespassing! I've got an injured person so move!"

"Trespassing? You know we're in a forest, right? No one can hear you but us, hehehe".

"Just look at her uniform!"

"Aren't you two just kinky? You've already gotten all dolled up for us, hehehe".

You realize this guy is a delusional idiot. You ask one last time, "Are you going to move or what?"

"You heard her guys, let's move".

Suddenly they all surround you and restrain you while taking Angelina. They forcibly drag you along with Angelina back to their camp, where they tie the both of you up with rope. They restart their campfire and begin drinking again, forcing you and Angelina to drink with them. They must've put something in yours, because you start to feel sleepy. You get the feeling they're going to do something to you while you're unconscious, so you try to fight the sleepiness away. Menzo should've found help by now and any second, they would come, so you had to stay awake until then. But soon...

"Ahh! I'm getting tired of this! Let's just do it now!"

Suddenly, one of the men straddles over you and tears your shirt and skirt apart.

"What the...this one's a guy!"

"Wow, that's pretty nasty".

"But he's still got a good face".

The man flips you sideways, onto your stomach. He says, "Ah-ha! There, now I can just pretend it's a girl".

You grit your teeth and tug harder at your restraints, but between the drowsiness and the man's weight on you, it's futile. You hear a zipper and feel something hard being press up aginst you. You think to yourself, 'I guess Menzo didn't get help...'

(To be continued)

(Last time on TnLnSnF, you sent Menzo to get help, you found Angelina, and now you're gonna get raped. Or not.)

Suddenly, you hear one of the men say, "But, guys, we can't do this".

"The hell d'ya mean?"

"They're like, still awake. We can't just break tradition!"

"Screw tradition and screw you! Now fuck off!"

You hear the first man sniffle and say, "McKenzie...*sniff*...it's like I don't even know you anymore..."

One of the other men comforts him and says, "Now look what you've done?! You've gone and made Jimarooney cry!"

"Well screw him and screw you too! God! I'm the boss here!"

"Oh yea?! And who put you in charge?!"

"I DID!"

"WELL FUCK YOU AND FUCK I, IT'S MY TURN TO BE BOSS!"

The rebel proceeds to sock the ex-leader, the one who was on you, in the face. Immediately, the gang of five breaks into a squabble. You look at Angelina, who seems to be shocked. You make eye contact with her and motion with your eyes that it's time to escape. She nods, and the two of you immediately bolt for it, restraints and all. Angelina says to you, "Try to reach into my front pocket, there's a pair of scissors".

You manage to pull it out and stop for a second to free yourselves from the rope. Just when you do though, you hear a cry, "Hey! They're getting away!"

"AFTER'EM!"

Angelina clicks her tongue and says, "Shit".

"Keep running!"

"I...I can't. My ankle..."

"...Dammit! Get on my back!"

"But won't tha-"

"HURRY!" you shout at her. Shaken, she complies. You proceed to run while carrying Angelina and you feel every step as if it were twice as heavy. It's not long before you run out of breath, but you continue to push yourself to run. Then, you realize that you're headed straight for the cliff, and knowing there wasn't any time to go back around it you yell to Angelina, "Brace yourself! I'm gonna jump!"

"You, what?!"

You set your jaw and proceed to leap out of the forest and into the air, before falling and landing on your feet. That is, landing and immediately tumbling over, Angelina rolling away from you. You immediately try to get back up, only to feel sharp pain shoot through your leg. You tumble over again, gripping your ankle.

"Dammit, work, work, WORK!"

Despite your yelling, the pain in your leg doesn't subside, and starts to grow in intensity. You look over at Angelina, and she looks back at you, despair in her eyes.

"I found'em!"

"Hah! Good going Jimarooney! You know what, you get first pick this time!"

"Wow, that's all I ever really wanted, McKenzie. It's like I know who you are again!"

You look up to see the men descending, the moon shining behind them in fragments.

"Heeheeheeheehee!"

"Hehehehehehehehe!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"The day before yesterday, I caught a monkey".

A flower blooms on one of the men's chests, it was scarlet crimson...no, wait, it was blood.

"Wha-"

The man is unable to finish his sentence, as his head immediately flies off the next second.

"The day before today, I caught a peacock".

The men immediately start looking around, trying to find their attacker. But to no avail, another one of them is stabbed and their head flies off the next second.

"And the day before tomorrow, I caught a hyena".

The men scream as they're slaughtered in seconds.

"I wonder what I'll catch tomorrow...maybe an Angel?"

You continue to look on in horror as the attacker reveals itself. It was a maid, brandishing a long sword covered in blood, which matched the color of her eyes. Her long black hair was lightly illuminated by the moonlight, slowly swaying in the wind. You could see that her hair was in a ponytail and she had two long sharp bangs to the sides of her face. But most alarming of all, you could see that her mouth was set in the most disturbing smile you've ever seen.

She walks toward Angelina, whipping her sword left and right, throwing the blood off her blade. You look at Angelina and see her absolutely petrified, her eyes wide and her mouth gaping in horror. She faintly mumbles, "Get...away..."

At those words, you find the strength to stand up again and run between Angelina and the swordswoman. Even that much makes the fatigue in your body flood your senses anew. The swordswoman, still smiling, says,

"Move".

"What are you going to do?"

If it's even possible, the swordswomans' smile seemingly grows even bigger. She says to you, "I'm going to give my little sister a nice kiss".

A) "Oh, I didn't realize. I'm so sorry, you may proceed"
B) "Angelina doesn't seem to think you're her sister".
C) Attack.
D) Run.

Hmm...I'm going with B

I'm choosing B