Ah yes, Singles Awareness Day.
I'm not a fan of the format you've chosen for this (one big block of text), but it's nice. Kinda depressing, but nice. I was expecting something alone the lines of a dissection of the word and its meanings, but it turned out to be much more personal than that.
The only good thing to come out of it is the discount chocolate the next day.
Never thought of that before.