Vanilla rap.

I got bored and decided to start rapping. Feel like posting one? Go for it.

Fappin' to them boobies.
Sittin' like a bum.
Watchin' hentai movies.
Fappin' till I cum.

Paizuri, the best.
Only better with a big chest.
Never stoppin' to rest.
Gettin' put to the test.

About to make a big mess.
But I know I'll never stress.
Got my towel on the press.
Got them napkins, more or less.

Love me that oppai.
Gets me hard in no time.
Gonna give her that moonshine.
Get these bitches so wet some call it a new crime.

So tell me, watchu know about fappin' with fakku?
So tell me, watchu know about bein' otaku?
Ladies love my rap.
And they love how I fap.

Know we all love vanilla.
Rockin' the mic.
The mic killa.
Simply, a fappin' gorilla. (What?)

Vanilla soldiers, time to ride, ride.
NTR? Gone when we drive by.
Vanilla soldiers, time to ride, ride.
NTR, gone when we drive by.

Oh well, fuck.

Another massive faggot who obviously didn't read the rules. Or either shit can't read. Either way a faggot.

Rap = NO

go post this in the music section

Rap and hentai will never mix

There is a "report" button for a reason.

I dislike rap.

Well, considering this isn't any official music created by a music artist and/or band/group, and just an assortment of words put together for the amusement of myself and the rest of FAKKU!, then I'm not 100% sure this belongs in the music section, rather than random (taking in consideration that this was the topic out of countless others, AKA random).

If it fits the description, why not? It's not like I posted this in the suggestions box.



I don't like rap, either, but I still don't mind writing one.

Call it a poem, for god's sake.

where the hell is this new hoard of awful users coming from?

hah it's funny because you double post( which is against the rules)

Care to elaborate?

Lmao so many idiots. There's a guy who's being anal about rules and double posting and people saying they hate rap like anyone gives a fuck what they think.

Man, I was hoping someone could just throw down some rhymes with me. xD

I like it.

Go to my thread and we'll rap a bunch in my thread.

We'll just entertain alot of people.


Hentai and Rap DO mix ... it depends on the person who listens, understands, and is open to a little humor.


Rap is fun, so many ways to express it and you did, respect.

I'm neutral about rap but I think those are some sweet rhymes. I LOLed at the Fappin' Gorilla part xD.

Same. xD Thanks, I loled there, too.

That was...a very nice rap you made there.

Good job.

Thanks.

Heh, nice rap. Very creative. And it elicited a chuckle. *thumbs up*

Thank you. Check out LETS RAP!!! in the music section for many more of my (and others') creative raps on topics like Yandere, Tsundere, NTR, Kemonomimi, Paizuri/Oppai, and others.

Will do. Thank you.