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very fucked up short

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Angelus Lapsus
15 years ago
I take no credit in writing this, but I do warn you, it involves dead babies so if you have any shred of moral fiber in your body do not read this.

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"You've got to see what your baby is doing!" shouted the doctor as he burst out of the delivery room and into the waiting room.

"What?!" yelled the child's father as he leapt to his feet.

"He's literally FLYING around the delivery room! Here, I'll show you!" replied the doctor as he shot back into the delivery room. A few seconds later, he emerged with the baby in his arms. "Watch!" he shouted and tossed the baby into the air. The baby landed on the tile with a thud.

"What the Hell?!" the guy started to shout.

But the doctor interrupted with, "No, wait, watch this!" and he scooped the baby up and threw him harder. WHAM! The baby bounced off the wall and plopped to the floor, again.

"Oh, my God!" shouted the man, and started to grab at the doctor.

"No! He was doing it earlier," protested the doctor, "Watch this!" He again scooped the baby up, flung open the waiting room window and hurled the baby four stories down where it splattered onto the sidewalk. Enraged, the man clutched at the doctor's throat and pinned him against the wall.

"WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO MY BABY!?" He screamed.

"Relax," laughed the doctor, "It was a stillborn."
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Garden of Madness
15 years ago
Well that's not really a short story. That falls under the category of a "grim humor" joke.
Like the one where the guy's mother-in-law has a stroke and the doctor tells him how he'll have to care for her extensively for the rest of her life and then the doctor says he's just kidding, she's dead.
I'm not really sure that should even be it the Writing section.
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Joe Pink
15 years ago
Oh my god... I laughed my ass off. The sick humor is much appreciated. haha
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biglw17
15 years ago
hahaha i died that was good lol
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