I am actually do some body painting professionally. It's hilarious..you wouldn't use a palette and you would use nipple covers and paint over. Then you would apply sealer to waterproof the makeup. I think the concept is hilarious though.
Quite the title.
"They'll never know" -> "She's naked, isn't she". Ah well, trying to hide it was a lost cause anyway, considering her nipples are basically in full view. Some seem to think it's just a REALLY THIN swimsuit, but the guys know better.
Great ending though. Well, I suppose that's a legitimate strategy...? Have the others faint from a nosebleed leading to an easy win.
Also, 'Unfortunate turn of events'? I think you added an 'un' in there by accident.
Another time, place and artist would have dressed her in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, ... with perhaps obvious results (wink-wink, nudge-nudge). ðŸ˜