Of course, just go ahead and grope and rape the woman you love to show her how you feel. Tear her pantyhose, never ask for consent, and then blame her for it right after with, "See, this is why we can't stay here."
Nah, hard pass on this one. I don't care if she felt the same way, that's rape homie. Not vanilla.
Airheaded girls can be quite cute, and I quite like it when it's paired with that lovely Vanilla tag.
Also, quite some sound advice from his wingman friend right there! Yeah, sometimes you just have to go straight in if the usual methods don't work. Also, must be nice when both the train service and mother nature decide to be wingmen!
Great ending though. Yeah, quite a lot of 'riding' to be had, I'm sure.