Certainly an interesting title.
I mean if it's technically just ice cream shaped like a penis with...milk squirting, then it's perfectly fine I suppose, but the ice cream man also offers the real deal?
"The rules are you can only lick the real thing"? That's...strangely...conscientious? Like, if such a thing were ever implemented, I can certainly imagine it'd come with a caveat like that.
Great ending though. I'm sure if any of the other customers want the real thing too, it'd certainly make the line a lot longer...Also, seeing and old granny and a dude in line too was certainly an interesting sight. Nothing wrong with that, of course.