Ah yes, and of course, we get a Christmas release! Quite the present indeed.
That company slogan is truly inspiring though! 'It's better to fap than do nothing'.
Great ending though. And so the moral of the story is...Don't stick things up people's ass for a marketing campaign, or you might find your own hand up...Er, a victim's ass?
One day this guy will doom the entire world
He is just like a walking plague that spreads disease that makes people into anal obsessed freaks
The moment you cross your paths with him, no matter where or how, you are as good as dead - there is no salvation
Now that I think about it, this anal thingy doesn't sound all that bad.