Figure ❤ Story

This would be the only way to justify nutting on your $100-200+ figures.

It has been said, do not put a used figure under a black light.

S-should I e-experiment with my figures as well?

Magical!

harem epilogue?

This is a true story.

Toy Story 5?

Only in hentai does your anime figures come to life after nutting on them! Hope this story continues in a sequel!

Reminded me of an Amazing Stories episode I watched when I was a kid, it was titled "Miscalculation."

I need... to go... buy some... stuff... *Runs for the figurine store*

ER, ... so semen has animative (is that a word) properties on inanimate figures. And now, dozens of geeks are going to pester Haruma, generally asking: "Teach Us Your Secrets, O Master!" (secrets for creating an Instant Harem).

Then comes the 2D Figure Wars - Who Is "First Wife" vs Who are the 'Mistresses'?

Instant Formula for ... wait for it ... SEQUEL!

Ah, one of those '2D object comes to life' stories! Rather than a dakimakuras, it's figures this time.
'Blowing life into me', though...Yeah, I suppose if you consider sperm as containing life, then transferring it to a figurine makes...perfect sense?
Great ending though. Well, to be fair, I believe after finding out he could 'blow life' into his figurines by blowing his load over them, anyone would try it on the others, too! May as well make your figurine harem a literal harem.

It is confirmed, 2D > 3D

H O T  G L U E

Change the guy's name to yours and the make the girl your favorite 2D character. Poof! You now have the ultimate self-insert hentai.

I say this since I bet everyone has a 2D Waifu they'd like to wake up next to. I know I do.

Well... Sequel or we riot! *throws a chair*

...Is that FGO's Mashu I see on the last page?

Okay.... now off I go to buy figurines.

Japanese Greguuu

This is getting out of hand! Now there's 5 of em!
*sequel chant*