Heat Alert: Final!

No, he said with deadpan flatness reserved for correcting a friend's offhand remark. We're just culturally driven to notice our horniness and act on/express it.


That said, with that girl, I think the virus just... ahem... helped him overcome his reserve.


Also, they did it in the vet's office. Because of course they did.

Brauch keine Frau nur Vaselin
(I don't need a woman, just Vaseline)