I think it's gonna take a vanilla, tomboy, osananajimi, harem, monster girl, dark skin, loli, glasses, kogal, milf, stockings, office lady, maid kind of chapter...
Cliched and oft-used statement perhaps, but most appropriate:
"{Insert Name}, what does the scouter say about the Cuteness level?"
"It's ..... IT'S OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT? ... NINE THOUSAND? THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT ... CAN IT?????"
Obvious Response to that statement: "Yes It's Right ..... CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA?"
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