I like the idea, but I should mention: I don’t throw away the chairs and they don’t lose self-esteem. They are magic chairs that once in the air turn to life and chase away all the people who want to prevent a sequel or book release. And once they succeeded they come back to me and life on my magic chair ranch. I take good care of them there, don’t worry my friend. Still... the chairs need their own chapter... maybe they and I have a cameo in the next chapter by @A.I. ? Who knows...
...Man, that was great, especially that ending. So skeletons masturbate with their femur bone...?
I'm definitely glad to see a chapter 2, I really want to see more. I hope this becomes a long series!