Forget the old "How I met your mother" story.
This is "How your mother picked my drunk ass off the street, took me to her house, proceeded to bang me, I confessed my love, puked and passed out."
A tale as old as time.
Why no forced? He even calls it rape. Hopefully he reconsiders his proposal after she tried to get him drunk first thing in the morning to rape him again. That ain't no hair of the dog, that's a bitch in heat.
Missed this one. I'm not sure why she thinks she still needs to get him drunk at the end. He's obviously attracted to her and he's single - for getting a guy, that's all you need to know.
Uh, ... at least when all that "motion in the ocean" finally made his digestive system apply "reverse gear" to the alcohol he previously consumed (page 21), perhaps some Vanilla God willed it that he just missed splattering it all over her face. Then again, one might expect the strangest hookup of all time (if not one of the strangest) to only happen within a place one might call ..... The Twilight Zone.
This is "How your mother picked my drunk ass off the street, took me to her house, proceeded to bang me, I confessed my love, puked and passed out."
A tale as old as time.
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