So that read-random-comic title shuffle feature set me to this piece. The boyfriend is pretty lucky that the MC jumped ship. She's as sharp as a bowling ball, and she's going to find her stomach's going to look like a bowling ball in a few weeks, no matter how much she diets. Then she'll find out having 5 or 6 admirers isn't going to be all that great.
Technically, she, too, is chowing down on the meat.
Well, they do say there tends to be a shred of truth in jokes, so just capitalise on that, I guess.