I know protagonist are stupid but come on! Your girlfriend sneaks into your hospital room, dressed as a nurse, unbottons her top, and tells you to drink a stamina drink from between her breaststroke and you still aren't sure she is there for sex?
Also be kind to hospital staff and don't do this. Those sheets have to be cleaned and while they have to deal with certain bodily... excretions and fluids don't add semen to that list.
A nice, straightforward title to go with that Vanilla tag!
And hey, he was smart enough to catch on that she came for sex.
Also, the girl at the desk was asleep? Was she, now...Maybe she was pretending to be asleep to be a wingman, we may never know.
Polite Advisory against trying this IRL - even if the nurse at the front desk is asleep (Page 1), the CCTV Systems don't sleep (say-no-more, say-no-more).
Nonetheless, ..... "Isn't That Cute? ... BUT IT'S RIGHT!"