LOOK AT THAT BOOTY SHOW ME THE BOOTY GIVE ME THE BOOTY I WANT THE BOOTY BACK UP THE BOOTY I NEED THE BOOTY I LIKE THE BOOTY OH WHAT A BOOTY SHAKING THAT BOOTY I SAW THE BOOTY I WANT THE BOOTY LORD WHAT A BOOTY BRING ON THE BOOTY GIVE UP THE BOOTY LOVING THE BOOTY ROUND BOOTY DOWN FOR THE BOOTY I WANT THE BOOTY HUNTING THE BOOTY CHASING THE BOOTY CASING THE BOOTY GETTING THE BOOTY BEAUTIFUL BOOTY SMOKING BOOTY TALK TO THE BOOTY MORE BOOTY ... FINE BOOTY
Hmm, Some real nice tags, and our protagonist seems like the decent, if only slightly perverted sort.
But hey, that's the default state for most protagonists so great.
Also helps that he's young and decent looking and not some fat/old/both bastard.