"Boss" may be considered an "Ugly Bastard" (that is subjective), but it can't be denied he's has a uber-hot secretary with huge "tracts of land" plus who's also packin' "DAT ASS", and who's apparently both very satisfied and consenting to be his sex slave/pet ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜, thereby qualifying him as ... wait for it ... a "Lucky Bastard" (GRR)! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
EDIT: "Boss" also used 'Sexy Secretary Strategy' to succesfully secure the business transaction in his favor, ... LIKE A BOSS ..... "IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE!" 💥💥💥💥💥