One Month on a Deserted Island with a Selfish Princess

*looks at their raft* I don†˜t want to hurt your feelings, but.... that thing is a piece of shit.... You two are better off waiting for a ship to come around and bang than going onto that floating death trap...

They're hopeless

Even the weather is on his side... :D

Castaway, but not with a volleyball. I like that the MC is an incompetent fool who thinks with his penis. He made me laugh a few times. The naivete of the princess also got a couple of chuckles. I guess having a princess as a girlfriend wouldn't be all that bad.

Girl, you are 10000% pregnant already.

So used to seeing the CIA fuck others, it's refreshing to see the CIA get fucked for a change.

And they spent the next month banging while coming up with new excuses why they shouldn't leave that day.

I like how this guy found every possible way to convince her that baby batter was the answer. As if he were a strange super hero he just swoops in out of nowhere shouting “Sounds like you need semen!” for every problem.

Wish there more chapters like this

That's quite the title.
"All of her sex appeal is wasted on her insufferable personality"? But my friend, that's what makes the ojousama type heroines...well, themselves! And hey, I'm sure he has come to appreciate it by the end...After all, considering he got one of the "Sheltered" types, he wasted no time in taking advantage of her naivete. And hey, it eventually turned into sweet Vanilla loving, and I'm always happy to see that.
Great ending though! Well, I mean, a raft is fine and all...But I don't see any problem with staying on the island a little longer, maybe wait for a rescue boat? After all, they have found the perfect way to pass the time together...

Okay now that was hilarious. Just how dumb is she? Either way I think by the time they are recovered in the sequel they will have probably had a kid or two by that point.

This story is better than Castaway! Better to be stuck with a sheltered ojousama who you can bang daily than talking to a volleyball! Hopefully there’s a sequel to this story!

(Takes deep breath) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(After regaining composure) Once In A While, an "Ojousama x Commoner" Hook-Up is fine, too.

EDIT: As cute and funny as this is, IMHO Bota Mochito or Menea The Dog could probably make it funnier.