Please Treat Me, Sensei!

Hey it's okay as long as you keep it in the family Eddie... wait... that could be taken in a bad way.

... I can't hug my nieces? *cries*

(Facepalms) awkward...

Why am I thinking 正義 has a voice like Mickey Mouse?

... I think half the problem is your tone of voice doesn't carry in your comments.

This was supposed to be a pedophile joke T_T

Yeah, voice tone being left out is probably most of my problem. My jokes require them to be heard in my suave, sexy voice.

Ok. Just so I'm transparent, I'm new to this whole hentai comments section thing. That being said is this an average exchange because if so I would like to learn the logistics of this "carp smack" system in order to avoid being slapped by a fish myself incase I leave a comment that falls within the bounds of diserving such an abnormal punishment.

But... the follow up sentence: "Exception: The person previously praised the sound of his/her voice but didn't give any prove." (Section 34, Subsection 69, Sentence 2)

I quote from the 'Rules of Carp', section 34, subsection 69. "Comparing another's voice to any Disney or Warner Bros. Animation character: 1- 5 strikes with the carp." I was being nice.

No, I didn't! *Smacks Eddie with the carp* You shall not abuse the power of the carp, it's a responsibility, not a right!

Sorry, man, need to show me a note from Jacob first.

I demand proof of suaveness. Sexy, I'll grant you.

You didn't praise him, I did. We only SEEM to share a brain.

*smack GHOE with the carp.*
you earned that.

You know, experts of the "Law of Carp" aren't sure if sentence two means that the person who uses the comparison has to previously praise the victim or if the victim loses his protection if he/she himself praise or/and brags about his/her own voice. Till this day there is a huge discussion about it and decisions in court didn't settle it either as judges used it both ways which lead to only more confusion...

(Funny enough I study law and in the german law system the interpretation of a poorly formulated sentence is a problem you meet quite often, especially in criminal law...)

After they caught you with a bunch of kids in your van, sure you don't drive (anymore)...

I am in fact medically precluded from ever driving. Never have.

In this case I'm sorry for making such a bad joke. You are free to smack me one time...

Don't be silly, I don't drive.

*Stops Eddie, takes the carp from him, smacks him with it and hands it back* You know you deserved this one...

Yeah... yeah...