Ah, the best form of guidance counselling.
I mean, it kind of worked? He stopped doing all those other...Things, and just spends time fucking them now.
"When did he become such a teacher's pet"? Well, when they let him have a 3P with them with an ongoing relationship, too? And man, he is certainly one lucky fellow.
Sakaki-kun: "I wasn't expecting some kind of Sensei Inquisition!"
Female Teachers (bursting in to jarring musical chord): "NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SENSEI INQUISITION!" {EDIT: only one teacher is identified by name - Mizuki-sensei}
By the close, if Sakaki's pals only knew "the truth" of his now-frequent trips to the Student Guidance Room (as if they could handle "the truth"), he would no doubt be unanimously referred to as: "that @#$&;!?☆ Lucky Bastard!"
In The End There Can Be Only One Conclusion ... wait for it ... "APPROVED!" ✌