Well that's certainly an interesting description.
"I suppose it is nice and soft"...Well hey, it's great to see that he can make the best of a situation. But hey, a bit of sexercise will clear up that flab in no time.
That ending though...Well yeah, that is true, a bit of chubbiness can be just nice.
Looks like there will likely be a transition in the school's curriculum from "Martial" Arts to "Marital" Arts.
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