Selfish Girlfriend!?

Simply put, ...

She tries to re-ignite a flame of rather intense past sexy time.

He doesn't seem interested in that, even if his body does respond to her advances.

I can only come up with one conclusion (strictly IMHO):

"I'm Getting Too Old For This Sh_t."

... Why exactly did these two break up in the first place? I mean, they're clearly a pair of perverts tailor-made for each other, right? Was the ex-boyfriend simply exhausted trying to come up with new ideas to please her, or was it physical exhaustion?

I'm afraid these questions absolutely require a sequel!

That’s a dangerous hole, buddy. Watch out.