That Time I Creampied Everybody and Turned the Whole School Into My Harem Ch. 1

Somebody's going to post something like this ... might as well be me, as it could be anyone else (takes deep breath):

"I am the Bone in my Penis.
Fat is my Body and Full are my Balls.
I have created over a Million Sperms,
Known to Death,
Nor known to Give Life.
Have withstood Femdom to create the Ultimate Harem.
Yet My Parents will never see any Grandkids.
So, as I Fuck --
Unlimited Creampie Works!"

*crickets chirping*

... I'll just leave this here on my way out.

I am not one to question porn logic, or maybe I am don't check my comment history, but how did they know the volume of his loads if he was a virgin?

Wish I had checked the tags, ugly bastards are such a turn down.

Its a good fuck fest. Not much else to say about this.

I'm confused... are the girls in heat because of his apparent accidental prowess, or the drugs? Is there a harem because they told him they wanted him to rule a harem, or because the drugs give his fluids narcotic properties? Well? Which is it?

Well that's certainly a straightforward title. Also, it's nice to see that we'll get more chapters in this series.
The largest loads, huh. Well, he wasn't exactly wrong in being confident and enrolling...But never disclosed that he used drugs.
Supposing there is some kind of governing body that counts the metrics of one's 'harem' plus creampie amount and all that, would they have some sort of doping test, I wonder? Or is that allowed and just nobody thought about doing it...?

Lol, that title is so casual, I love it. Just 'That Time' I did something. Later I'll tell you about that time I creampied everybody and turned all my co-workers into my harem too.

"Here at Cumalot private acedemy,..." dammit I'm done, that's how you know this series is the best

another hot series on Dascomi appeared. lucky bastard

"as long as I have this", eh? I hope it won't rise some kind of death flag

For a moment I thought this would be an isekei release... *looks at slime MC of a certain light novel*