I feel like this is leading up to some kind of misunderstanding where he isn't actually rich and her friend was jumping to conclusions upon hearing the word 'wealthy' and not listening to the whole thing. For all we know, maybe it's his relatives that are rich and don't share money with him or...Something.
That ending though! Hah, her friend saw what happened, so now I'm wondering if she'll make a move, too...
"The story whose first chapter you have either just read or are about to read is true ... the names have been changed to protect the innocent." 😯😨🤯
*beat*
I'll let someone else come up with a "Hello, Nurse!" comment, as I exit.