Can't say this isn't funny. It killed my boner though. You need foreplay before you get to thrusting, otherwise you can hurt your partner. Also.... sand+sex=bad time.
Let this be a lesson to all heathens! Had he taken the time to pull her panties down, instead of to the side, there is no way he could have finished before the rescue crew arrived.
Details of Rescue Operation: "You're probably not going to believe this, but ..... et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."
*crickets chirping* ..... I'll just leave this here on my way out.
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