"He only ever wants to fuck when he's feeling up to it." Guy was kind of an asshole. I mean he ruined an old keepsake without asking. I wanted to punch him in his stupid looking (not a shot at the art btw) face more than anything...and I enjoy most things.
That's quite the title.
I like how he so nonchalantly put the swimsuit on his face and started sniffing it...And she didn't even mind.
When she so nicely and cutely says that she'll marry you if you get her pregnant...Well, it's an offer you can't refuse, yeah? Actually, pregnant or not you may as well get married already.
Great ending though. Yeah, sex in all those old clothes, and maybe someday move on to new ones.
Something like a wedding dress or naked apron, perhaps? It'd certainly be great if we could see it too...