Every single holiday, a dick in a box!
Over at your parents house, a dick in a box!
Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box!
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box!
A very straightforward title indeed, and I like it.
Come now, surely you wouldn't deny your lovely sister her birthday wish? You were planning to give her a present either way.
Besides, you also save money on buying an actual gift, get to have sex with your cute little sister, and give her a birthday present all at the same time! It's win-win all around, and nothing but beneficial to him.
Christmas, dick in a box
Hanukkah, dick in a box
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Over at your parents house, a dick in a box!
Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box!
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box!