Sgt.broski Posts

Ice cube- No Vaseline.

Best story I've ever had the privilege of reading is Believe Machine. Seriously this is a very good read, my friend.

3 years huh? Feels like an eternity.

Charge head strong into Isis strong hold armed with nothing but a portable American flag.

So the story starts off like this. Im sitting here making sandwiches when my one of many bosses ask me for a cup of ched sauce. Being a nice guy I tell her nicely to give me a sec. You wanna know what she said? NOW! WHEN I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU DO IT! Now, I'm a pretty laid back guy and most things that'll usually get peeps mad I let go, but this just took my anger level to new heights.

First off, I dont care if you were the son of the god almighty, don't EVER come at me like that. Second, If you were so desperately in need for it then walk your lazy ass there and make it. Its literally 5 inches from you and will only take 15 seconds. After deciding if I should tell her off I thought it would be better to just give her shit and move on, but ike really? You're going to seriously pull this crap on your closer? Arbys higher ups have shitty chooses for managers.

TL;DR

Guess its just me, myself, and I.

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You cared enough to tell me it was a pussy opinion, fuckboy.

Deadtube? If so, its as gay as the manga.

Something about doors, I will survive!

I'll eternal rape you and your kind.

This guy again? Why isnt he dead yet?

You still mad about the paint thing?

Ah! Thanks F I needed that. Now im off to the gun store then to the orphanag!

Sooo wanna come back to my place for fun? I got chocolate chip cookies?

Likes unagi donburi. What ever that is.

Posting this a little earlier because of work, but if I am allowed, I would like to claim blake belladonna from RWBY as my first waifu.

That's bc I haven't gotten my format going yet on forums. Still looking to expand my mind a bit.

Look, as long as she can suck out my love syrup at a cheap price then what does it matter?

Nope. Did enough in highschool.

Get some ramen noodles and eat that shit raw. We're trying to conserve mother earths resources here, people.