His Majesty issued today a royal decree

As of late the peasants of fakku have recently thought too much of themselves. I must remind you protozoans that this is unacceptable behavior for someone of your class and stature. You are but poor and Irish. Such royalties are left only to the nobles of this community. The filth should know their place and respect those superior to them. History is once again repeating itself and now more than ever is it time to enact our force upon the community.

For our first decree, the nobility of fakku now declares that you shall refer to them in the following manner.

Vowels: Baron of Pedophilia
Pen: Countess of Bitches
Pyre: Sir Pyre of the Woods
Waar: Lord High Marshal of sugary death Waar
Asphodel: Viscount of Androgeny Asbrodel
Mattart: Grand Duke Matt of Vegetables
Yushi: Marquis of MMORPGRAGE Yushi
Edibleghost: Count of Narcotics edible
TehMikuruSlave: Earl Galactic Bishota TMS
Tegumi: Duchess of Sarcasm Tegumi
Catcher: Earl of 오빠 나 해도돼
Space: Baron of bowl of Dicks Space
Rai: Sir Rai of Monotones
Lostquartet: Lady Suck-a-Canuck
Tsujoi: Count Creepy Tsujoi
Kenjugs: Duke of Dial-Up
Kuroneko: Sir kuroneko of Badtaste
Midgar: Sir schizophrenia
Guily Guardian: Earl of MANPMS Tony
Neya: Duchess of Leftism Neya
Rufi: Sir Sand Nigger Rufi
CPOK: Sir Kangaroo CPOK
Catfish: Baron Deepthroat Catfish
TheDarkStarAlchemist: Sir the fuck is wrong with that kid DarkStar
Klorofolun: Count of My Mic is Broken
Sindalf: High Jester of Fagsubbing

All the land you see before you and then some is our domain. Filthy plebs must respect those above and kneel down to their grace and glory. To be frank, everything is ours while you have nothing. Whether or not you understand the severity of this matters not. Within our ranks includes those who can make dreams come true and nightmares exists. Everything is possible for those in power while the weak sit fiddle with their thumbs on the floor.

Though this may come at a strange time for all of many of you, be sure that we have always been watching and making choices from the shadows. Everything that has ever affected fakku has been from our sphere of influence and its time we received the respect we deserved from the townspeople of our little community. I guess even respect from trash is worth something. There is more to come and this is only the first step. Those who bask in our glory shall receive honor while those who do not are nothing more than scum upon the earth.

Deal with it, plebs.

Oh look, a list of popular people.

Don't negative rep me playa haters

That is exactly what it is, peasant. I'm not surprised a pleb's literary skills would be so poor, really.

ಠ_ಠ

Speaking of which, I haven't seen a lot of people on that list as of late.



You mean Badguy?

Oh mai bad. I didn't notice your name was on there TMS. I now realize this is a list of fags.

Who is Guilty Guardian?

I can see where this thread is going...

Only the foolish forget their roots.

Cool.

I was about to +rep you for that, but I remembered I was on this list..

It is going to be cordial and shit cause were talking about royalty here.

Let me help you click the button.

Dear me, the nobles sure act fast. I'm tempted to use an alternate account to hit the "+" again.

To be honest I was like "Do I really want to post that? LQ and some other cool people are on there..."

You seem to have something against one of the greatest minds this world has ever seen. It's too bad that you can't join him up on that list because maybe then your opinion would have some value to the rest of us.

I just noticed something, where is Jacob on this list? Or is it just assumed he's god?

Do you honestly think a list written up by Sindalf will have Jake in it?

I guessing "no" on this one.

What? Join the list of fags? Why? what? I don't know why... That doesn't even...

Look I don't want to be part of your LGBT club. I mean - I'll support you but I'm cool being straight.

Besides, the world has never seen TMS' mind. There aren't microscopes that powerful yet.

- I kid, I kid.