His Majesty issued today a royal decree

Sindalf · 2010-11-02T03:05:29-01:00

As of late the peasants of fakku have recently thought too much of themselves. I must remind you protozoans that this is unacceptable behavior for someone of your class and stature. You are but poor and Irish. Such royalties are left only to the nobles of this community. The filth should know their place and respect those superior to them. History is once again repeating itself and now more than ever is it time to enact our force upon the community. For our first decree, the nobility of fakku now declares that you shall refer to them in the following manner. Vowels: Baron of Pedophilia Pen: Countess of Bitches Pyre: Sir Pyre of the Woods Waar: Lord High Marshal of sugary death Waar Asphodel: Viscount of Androgeny Asbrodel Mattart: Grand Duke Matt of Vegetables Yushi: Marquis of MMORPGRAGE Yushi Edibleghost: Count of Narcotics edible TehMikuruSlave: Earl Galactic Bishota TMS Tegumi: Duchess of Sarcasm Tegumi Catcher: Earl of ì˜¤ë¹ ë‚˜ í•´ë�„ë�¼ Space: Baron of bowl of Dicks Space Rai: Sir Rai of Monotones Lostquartet: Lady Suck-a-Canuck Tsujoi: Count Creepy Tsujoi Kenjugs: Duke of Dial-Up Kuroneko: Sir kuroneko of Badtaste Midgar: Sir schizophrenia Guily Guardian: Earl of MANPMS Tony Neya: Duchess of Leftism Neya Rufi: Sir Sand Nigger Rufi CPOK: Sir Kangaroo CPOK Catfish: Baron Deepthroat Catfish TheDarkStarAlchemist: Sir the fuck is wrong with that kid DarkStar Klorofolun: Count of My Mic is Broken Sindalf: High Jester of Fagsubbing All the land you see before you and then some is our domain. Filthy plebs must respect those above and kneel down to their grace and glory. To be frank, everything is ours while you have nothing. Whether or not you understand the severity of this matters not. Within our ranks includes those who can make dreams come true and nightmares exists. Everything is possible for those in power while the weak sit fiddle with their thumbs on the floor. Though this may come at a strange time for all of many of you, be sure that we have always been watching and making choices from the shadows. Everything that has ever affected fakku has been from our sphere of influence and its time we received the respect we deserved from the townspeople of our little community. I guess even respect from trash is worth something. There is more to come and this is only the first step. Those who bask in our glory shall receive honor while those who do not are nothing more than scum upon the earth.