His Majesty issued today a royal decree

-clears throat- I respect Waar and a good deal of the other users on this list. I however, do not respect self promotion and only respect hypocrisy when it comes from historic figures such as Doctor John "Doc" Holiday. While I hold respect for users on this list I do not endorse the list itself.cutting this down from an even lengthier rant I summarize the feeling I have here to one simple word.

Meh.

at least they didnt add the title "sir fuck-a-lot"

That's good. A ninja's job it to go unseen.

This is good simply because we haven't had an 18-page epic in so long.

Getting back to some form, IB. More rape next time.

Nah. It's more like a 6 page epic +10 page tegumi x neko-chan of nothing.

Guily Guardian: Earl of MANPMS

As of late the peasants of fakku have recently thought too much of themselves. I must remind you protozoans that this is unacceptable behavior for someone of your class and stature. You are but poor and Irish. Such royalties are left only to the nobles of this community. The filth should know their place and respect those superior to them. History is once again repeating itself and now more than ever is it time to enact our force upon the community.

For our first decree, the nobility of fakku now declares that you shall refer to them in the following manner.

Vowels: Baron of Pedophilia
Pen: Countess of Bitches
Pyre: Sir Pyre of the Woods
Waar: Lord High Marshal of sugary death Waar
Asphodel: Viscount of Androgeny Asbrodel
Mattart: Grand Duke Matt of Vegetables
Yushi: Marquis of MMORPGRAGE Yushi
Edibleghost: Count of Narcotics edible
TehMikuruSlave: Earl Galactic Bishota TMS
Tegumi: Duchess of Sarcasm Tegumi
Catcher: Earl of 오빠 나 해도돼
Space: Baron of bowl of Dicks Space
Rai: Sir Rai of Monotones
Lostquartet: Lady Suck-a-Canuck
Tsujoi: Count Creepy Tsujoi
Kenjugs: Duke of Dial-Up
Kuroneko: Sir kuroneko of Badtaste
Midgar: Sir schizophrenia
Guily Guardian: Earl of MANPMS Tony
Neya: Duchess of Leftism Neya
Rufi: Sir Sand Nigger Rufi
CPOK: Sir Kangaroo CPOK
Catfish: Baron Deepthroat Catfish
TheDarkStarAlchemist: Sir the fuck is wrong with that kid DarkStar
Klorofolun: Count of My Mic is Broken
Sindalf: High Jester of Fagsubbing

All the land you see before you and then some is our domain. Filthy plebs must respect those above and kneel down to their grace and glory. To be frank, everything is ours while you have nothing. Whether or not you understand the severity of this matters not. Within our ranks includes those who can make dreams come true and nightmares exists. Everything is possible for those in power while the weak sit fiddle with their thumbs on the floor.

Though this may come at a strange time for all of many of you, be sure that we have always been watching and making choices from the shadows. Everything that has ever affected fakku has been from our sphere of influence and its time we received the respect we deserved from the townspeople of our little community. I guess even respect from trash is worth something. There is more to come and this is only the first step. Those who bask in our glory shall receive honor while those who do not are nothing more than scum upon the earth.

I think we all know what needs to be done now.

why a guillotine? use a traditional axe instead

The guillotine is generally more associated with revolution against monarchy, so I thought it would be more appropriate.

Jacob owns Fakku as much as a city owns a park. What makes the park enticing, the activities held there and social interactions, he does not own. If the park is shitty, people will complain to the city.