...and in the Eighth Year of Fakku, our Jacob gave to we[size=10]*[/h]...
THE Fakku Bookstore;
WITH 'rig'nal art, all in
UN-cen-sored glory!
AAAAND SO WE FAAAP!
[size=10](if female: schlick)[/h]
TO-gether:
Let's all unzip!
A good faaaap wiiill make you haaaappy!
A merry Fapmas to all, and to all a good Fap!
[size=10]*(inb4 'bad grammar' - I know that's not right. w/e.)[/h]