10,000 hentai logic/facts.

In hentai, women never feel offended at the sight of an unexpected boner on a man. Rather, they feel a responsibility to relieve the man of his erection.

It's a normal thing for elementary school kids to possess horse dicks.

+rep for you sir.

For a young girl to become a woman she MUST have sex with 4 men at the SAME time.

In Hentai, WINcest is an every day occurance and a generally accepted one.

The average length of a guy's dick is about the size of your arm.

All girls are cute and/or attractive.

Virgins are pros on their first time. Male or female.

A girl who has been creampied will not get pregnant if the guy doesn't want her to.

A guy is capable of producing 1/4's worth of his bodyweight of semen.

Condoms are a legend of old, told as stories to their grandchildren as a night-time ghost story.

All guys are 100% capable of maintaining an erection after orgasm, and still have the stamina to keep going.

All girls sound and look like they're getting raped, and the ones who are raped become sluts to the rapist.

If a man can-not have sex then he is a nerd that needs retraining.

The hottest chicks end up falling in love with nerds or shady guys that usually stay alone.

Sometimes people turn themselves into animals or demons during sex with added sexual powers.

In hentai

A girls pussy will stretch to any size to fit the penis but will always remain tight

unless the guy says so the girl will always be tight

even if the girls body is disfigured she will still be fucked ruthlessly.

If they want, the girls body will revert back to how it was before they fucked.

Animals will become human so they can be fucked by you

The girl will start to feel it after 2 pages

No matter what the guy looks like or how his personality is. If he rapes the girl he likes long enough she will fall in love with him.

Any and all situation leads to sex

The female childhood friend is hawt and wants to fuck you

The guy has no problems drinking his own semen if its mouth-to-mouth by the chick he's fucking.

That girl you always wanted to fuck wants you to fuck her.

lol that happens IRL too :

rofl

You have memories , flashbacks and dreams of your perfect life before you had sex.

go to hell

In fakku, only 100% of zeroniv is being a faggot.

14" pulsating cocks are the national average.

You have your personal soundtrack music in your head playing endlessly and you like it.

In hentai, another man's penis is always bigger than the husband's. They also fuck better.

In hentai,
Japan is the most advanced place in the world but everybody looks American unless happy,mad or sad.

In Hentai your parents are always outside when you and your partner feel the urge

Anything can make a girl cum

Anal is not messy

Oppai girls usually have boobs bigger than their heads

Otakus and shutins never have to worry about their sexual urges

Childhood friends are a surefire way of getting laid

Yandere girls are always awesome

in hentai, girls have larger dicks than guys.

In hentai,
You can drink magical potions and turn yourself into anything you want to be.

In Hentai...Oh wait, who cares.