Cinia and Hanasaku's Mahjong Box

Cardboard boxes are the best places to live in. Period.

Although you would think BagMan would have a bag or something.

Scorn Royce? Fuck you Bags, broski's a kewl dude.

lel

I fit this job perfectly; I lucked out.

Clarification on the rules: Can I use the ~ key to access the Dev console? Or is that forbidden as well.
~sv_cheats 1
~kill Bagman
~noclip

Edit - also how large is this box?

Would it be more appropriate to rename yourself Boxman now?

As my dick.

Like this big.

Positions are available: - Lets see what we got...

Waifu - Only if you're livin' la vida loca.

Husbando - Not even if you're livin' la vida loca...

pet - I dunno about this one; I like biting. A lot.

Best Friend - Well, fine; My best friend will have Blackjack...and hookers!

Weirdo Friend who no one really likes but gets invited out of pity - You could have just wrote my name...

Maid (must be qt) - As qt as Asa? I lose, don't I?

Box Maintenance Manager - You mean it doesn't magically maintain itself? What kind of cheap box is this?

s00per c00l bestie - I would have loved this one; I would have got rings and everything!

Cardboard Box Enthusiast - I'm as enthusiastic as Bruce Wayne on Fathers day.

Tryhard Nigga - As a Caucasian, I only qualify for half of this.

Friendly Resident Negro - As a Caucasian,[size=9] I don't think I qualify for this one at all...[/h]

Andre (Position can only be filled by Andre) - If we beat Andre, do we become Andre? Isn't this like The Highlander? Will I be played by Christopher Lambert or will I be Roxanne Hart?

Resident Slut - I'm appalled; I'd never stoop so low!

Buttlord - .........I'm going to be the slut, aren't I?

Buttlord is Danny tho.

c-can I be your maid?..

<--------- Friendly Resident Negro?

I live in a van for 2 years.

I can't even joke like that.

Because bums need rice?

Because Rice needs bums. In his anus. Bad gay joke.

Can I be a maid? I can cook, clean, and be ecchi while doing these things.

but are you a qt3.14?

qt3.14?

Yes.

Am I cool enough?

I am the buttlord