BagMan wrote...
Welcome to my humblest of abodes! It might not be the roomiest but come and squeeze in anyway. There's plenty to do here, such as: wonder why it's so cold and remember that you live in a box AND huddle up to yourself and cry. All the fun times, all the laughter, all the feelings of inadequacy, join me in here and I'll share them all!
Positions are available:
Waifu
Husbando
pet
Best Friend
Weirdo Friend who no one really likes but gets invited out of pity
Maid (must be qt)
Box Maintenance Manager
s00per c00l bestie
Cardboard Box Enthusiast
Tryhard Nigga
Friendly Resident Negro
Andre (Position can only be filled by Andre)
Resident Slut
Buttlord
Positions Filled:
s00per c00l bestie- Rice
Best Friend- Art
Husbando- Cruz
Rurus:
1. Anyone who uses tildes will be scorned
2. Anyone who calls Rice, Rise will be scorned
3. Anyone who doesn't scorn Royce will be scorned
4. Anyone who has been scorned can only be unscorned by posting a picture of one of my waifus I don't have saved on my harddrive
5. All of the above can be ignored if you are cool
Sir, I see myself qualified for 2 positions on this list:
1. The Weirdo
Friend
While I see myself as a healthy young man with a reasonable grip on my mental faculties, the accusations that I am not so keep on flying at me every single day. I catch pitiful glances at me, though short and brief, every now and then.
2. Box Maintenance Manager
What a grandiose title for such a simple and mundane task! It is perfect microcosm of my contributions to this website! Can I apply for that.
I leave it to you, good sir, to determine which task I am best suited for or if I am even qualified in the first place.