Chuck Fucking Norris
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York wrote...
Noutakun wrote:'Ey, one can isn't overexposure. I drink uranium every day! Why do you think I pwn with such explosive results?
by Pwn do you mean go Fucking crazy!?
I thought that was understood.
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Maybe Noutakun but you still freak me out sometimes. I may never fell normal around you because of your insane behavior.
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York wrote...
Maybe Noutakun but you still freak me out sometimes. I may never fell normal around you because of your insane behavior.That's just a side-effect of overexposure to win.
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Chuck Norris origianlly invented an energy drink by selling his own urine. You know this now as 'Red Bull'
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MissYee wrote...
Chuck Norris origianlly invented an energy drink by selling his own urine. You know this now as 'Red Bull'Sounds familiar for some reason..perhaps it's been said already...
Gremlin wrote...
Someone thought of the idea of canning Chuck Norris's piss and selling it as an energy drink. It is called "Red Bull".But in all seriousness, please do read through a thread before posting so you can ensure your post is relevant.
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One time, Chuck Norris' wife burnt the thanksgiving dinner turkey. In fear, she asked Chuck Norris to help her out. Chuck Norris her told that it was ok and that he would take care of the thanksgiving turkey. So Chuck Norris went outside, pointed his finger in the air, and said, "bang", and immediately, a dead 20 pound turkey fell from the sky. Chuck Norris then proceeded to swallow the turkey whole. After swallowing the turkey, Chuck Norris threw it back up and it was completely cooked. The turkey was not only cooked but it contained stuffing as well as a side of mashed potatoes and corn bread. To her surprise, Chuck Norris' wife asked, "Wow, How'd you do that?" Chuck Norris replied with a roundhouse kick to her face and yelled, "Don't ever question Chuck Norris!"
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York wrote...
Maybe Noutakun but you still freak me out sometimes. I may never fell normal around you because of your insane behavior.This may be late, but here goes.
Of course you don't fall normally around Nouta, he punches you in the face with grammar and spelling.
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Hibia wrote...
York wrote...
Maybe Noutakun but you still freak me out sometimes. I may never fell normal around you because of your insane behavior.This may be late, but here goes.
Of course you don't fall normally around Nouta, he punches you in the face with grammar and spelling.
Woot, I have my own fact!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need porn. He just looks into the mirror and gets off after a minute or so.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a Vampire, by next fullmoon the Vampire will turn into a Werewolf.
Drill Instructor, Gunnery Sgt Chuck Norris once woke up at Paris Island South Caroloina, and told his recruits to drop their cocks and grab their socks. When Chuck Norris dropped his cock, a 7.2 magnitude earthquake was recorded in South East Asia.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a Vampire, by next fullmoon the Vampire will turn into a Werewolf.
Drill Instructor, Gunnery Sgt Chuck Norris once woke up at Paris Island South Caroloina, and told his recruits to drop their cocks and grab their socks. When Chuck Norris dropped his cock, a 7.2 magnitude earthquake was recorded in South East Asia.
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At 3:00 p.m., in Lubbock, TX, Chuck Norris was allegedly seen crossing the street with an erection....No one survived.
People invented cars to get away from Chuck Norris, so Chuck Norris invented car accidents.
People invented cars to get away from Chuck Norris, so Chuck Norris invented car accidents.
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Chuck Norris has a list of his personal favorites:
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Noutakun wrote...
Hibia wrote...
York wrote...
Maybe Noutakun but you still freak me out sometimes. I may never fell normal around you because of your insane behavior.This may be late, but here goes.
Of course you don't fall normally around Nouta, he punches you in the face with grammar and spelling.
Woot, I have my own fact!
Don't use it though. You can't have your factual observations and eat/use them too.
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I caught a few minutes of an infomercial the other day for the Gym equipment Norris sells. You could really tell which clips they used were new and old. The older clips he his beard and still looked like Walker, but the newer clips you could see just how old he's getting. How old is Norris now anyway? These past few years don't seem to have been kind to him.
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lurking wrote...
I caught a few minutes of an infomercial the other day for the Gym equipment Norris sells. You could really tell which clips they used were new and old. The older clips he his beard and still looked like Walker, but the newer clips you could see just how old he's getting. How old is Norris now anyway? These past few years don't seem to have been kind to him.He's closing in on 69.