Cops

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

I'm more instantly annoyed by them then dislike them as they inevitably always cause me problems. I blame myself for the most part, I'm sure it's the hair that makes them think "that guy, that guy is defiantly the source of this entire fan-to-shit situation" as soon as they spot me.

Doesn't help that I always seem to be around whenever terrible things happen in my town. Bar fight? I'm sitting in the corner face-palming. Car crash? I was the guy that just barely managed to avoid turning it into a pile up. Guy gets murdered? I'm his neighbor. Girl who is the murderer? I dated her four months before hand. ect, ect. I see them far too often is what I'm trying to say, and it is never for anything good.

I think they must just send a squad car out to my house anytime they get something bigger then a traffic violation at this point. They probably assume if I'm not at the scene then I'm at the very least involved.

what kind of fucking question is that dude?