FAKKU Bar v2

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Six pints would drown me ^^'

But you drink a lot of spirits though.

I know ^^ but the quantity of beer would drown me. My bladder would not hold.

And I drink spirits at a moderate rate.

Well... that's why toilets were invented Gubi.

Aye, but it is not in a toilet that you enjoy the good company of fellow drinkers.

How long do you take in the bathroom? o.o

Not long, but it is the path to it that can be perilous with that quantity of alcohol >

My little sheep can't be that bad on his feet.

With six pints I would be. Best I can manage is three, at the rate of one per hour. Then I can't guarantee nothing.
*snuggles against Shane*

I thought the French were good drinkers.

Depends on what and where in France ^^'

I know a few guys from my grandpa's little township in the countryside, some of them can litterally disinfect themselves from the inside with their blood alcohol content. And they drink wine, red wine, and its strong as hell, and they don't give a damn, they can work all day with 2.5g/L perfectly fine.

But I am but a city lad, and I don't drink that much ^^

I want to try moonshine.

Doesn't that make you go blind? D:

Like absinthe?

Not that I've heard, but you gotta die of something.

Sure, but becoming blind would be a hassle.
No more gazing upon the lovely ladies and lads :c

Though you could still cope a feel, but eh, seeing has its advantages.

mmm I prefer the girls with bad eyesight.

Because of the glasses yes, but blind? It does have a certain aura to it. I wouldn't mind a blind partner.
But becoming blind yourself is meh.

I like seeing.

mmm I like both, yes.

Okay skip the moonshine then.

It's what I heard of it. Then again, maybe you can buy some commercially? I doubt they'd sell stuff that makes you go blind? Though they do sell cancer.