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Not entertaining and i gave you -1 rep

IF you want something short ---> https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=57155

:) I am proud to have provided you inferior entertainment.

Probably not everyone's cup of tea but -> this one made me laugh a lot~

I'll be off to eat some dinner, then.

^ See you then, Luin.

Dick's fiction reminds me of what Animefreak USA would post. It would be funnier if I saw it animated or drawn.



That was amazing.

GOLD!

It's not animated but some brave dude managed to read it from start to finish



Here ya go~





inorite~

Someone shoot him!
ED: Happy 74000 post!

I think he died from syphilis when he was screwing the stairs =D

Naw... I think he died due to the blood loss of trying to hump a flight of stairs! The entire thing came off (if you know what I mean)

And I will shoot his dead corpse for committing an outrage to my modesty

Will you perform necrophilia on him after that? Wow it's really bold =)

^ My weapon of choice is a shotgun not so much my gentleman's sausage. That thing (referring to the sausage) is suffering from disuse and would most likely rot away.

Oh yes, the work I've got a -1 rep for was mainly to amuse myself and console myself. The Denko stalker story was somehow both hilarious and traumatising. I don't think I can do justice to a parody of it. Whatever I write will pale in comparison to the real thing.

Nonetheless, if I can think of an appropriate continuation, I would continue and give Data the pleasure of -repping again.

Well it will be funny if you 'shove' him with dat shotgun~

Trolololo...that's a good decision =D

What was a good decision?! Carrying a shotgun is no laughing matter. I don't want to waste energy and time blowing up that monstrosity!

Both of them, shotgun is mah favorite for this stuff too~

And yes, just continue on your story regardless what others thinks if you really enjoy what you're doing, that's a great start for every aspiring writers~

But I am lazy T_T. No, not exactly lazy. I don't write. I do parodies. I don't think Lolikittie will read this post but I have to tell you this: One of my very first posts in Fakku was to parody one of her intimate and emotional moments. (WHICH IS A VERY STUPID IDEA!)

The Denko saga is very hard to parody mainly because of the material. Should I parody the thought processes in OP's head or the thought processes of those making the ramen posts or replies? And there are so many!

ED: You can find the post by looking through my profile.

You're not the only one, there's others doing parodies too, for example --> https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=28493

Nah even a stupid idea could turn into a brilliant work of art depending on the way you develop it, you won't know unless you try right?

Hmmm...it's up to you to think what's best for yourself, though I can only suggest ya to do stuff based on the way you enjoy the most~

That was wonderful as well. This is type of writing I like. Short and sweet and barely making any sense. Do you know, that the part I found the most entertaining while reading the Lord of the Rings was the Appendices? Thousands of years of events summed up in a few pages! And to think I have to read 900 pages so that some midget would toss a ring into a volcano...

Onegai Kaho-chan, I have to look into that. Is Kaho really a hermaphrodite? I would get him/her a wife.