Fakku Café

Thank you master.

I wanna be something.
Something that doesn't matter, but sounds silly.

I wanna be the assistant manager of the Café and sell coffee and coffee accessories. I tell you what.

Live musician, like Phoebe Buffay from Friends.

I might change the name later to Fakku IB Café since not the CTFG people seems to avoid this thread for some unknown reason.

If I change it, people are no longer allowed to hug each other only rape. Please try to be as offensive as possible. And the word "faggot" needs to included in every post.

This will be our little rape café. Our café will be infamous all over CTFG, they will fear us (and probably report us too).

Now for once we - the IB people - will feel welcomed in this godforsaken gay orgy. CTFG is - after all a sub section to IB.

That's because they are afraid.

FUCK your rules.
FUCK your Café.
FUCK you. Faggot.

A buttfucker?

I love you too fuckface. <3

No, that's your job, faggot.



All the homo. Faggot.

I could really go for a cup of coffee

Can't blame him.
It's a lovely place.

Me too.

You're the fag here, fag.

No it is because of post like that. Not that I really care, but it probably isn't the best thing to make fun of or stomp around on the place people like to hang out with their friend.

not that they'll get their feelings hurt if you do, but don't expect them to come flocking over to your place either =\

But then I'd miss out on all the fun :D

What a coincidence. I also could really go for a cup of coffee.
Let's be best friends.