[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.2

Nekomata has Just added another new Nekomata Durpi & Hatsuns Q&A! Should I post it?.....

I have Ebola should I travel and spread it around the world?

Yes.

Hatsu...Yes

CO2....Kill yourself

Luin... Go get infected by Ebola

*Orders alcohol* I think i should temporarily stop using Facebook now... a bunch of ugly, fat dicks claiming they're super handsome and good looking is flooding my wall. I think they're giving me a large amount of discomfort. and i think this is one of them.

Note: it's a photoshopped image. one of the dicks has added his face to the guy on the left. He's still a middle school boy, though..



Note: This is real, i'm not fabricating this stuff.

*huggles Royal-chan*

luin, Looky is sending me dick pics.

Hi there Hatsuname.

And hi too Dr. Shane.

You mean these awesome pics?


Gotta share the yummy goodness with ma friends~
Even if they "claim" not to like it.

nyways
heading out, checking out an apartment laters

*pats*

*sips*

He's so mean >:

*pats*

Bye everyone.. see ya tomorrow. *exits cafe and drives my BMW M3 GT2 to my safehouse*

Yep, either block em or leave facebook.
Anything else of important you do there?

Time to sleep. Good night! ^_^

[color=#993300]Who the heck is the new guy....ugh, so many newfags nowadays, just for the effing......whatever.

*switching to facade mode*

Hello people

Am i a newfag senpai?

How bout me?