Q: My Hatsun refuses to let me wash her paws and wants me to hire a professional paw cleaner!! A: A Hatsuns paws are their prized featured. The dirtier her paws get, the weaker they can become. Almost all Nekos have NekoCare, so free paw cleaning!
Q: My Durpi refuses to play with his toys and wiggles on the floor when I get him ready for naps! A: As we say countless times to Durpi owners, they are naturally shy!!
Q: This Hatsun keeps trying to eat my friend "lastmousestanding" why? A: Hatsuns, or any Neko in the matter do not actually eat mouses or mouse, people, contrary to popular belief. They usually just nibble them and play with the mouses by making fake threats.
Q: My Durpi is not longer shy and constantly request a Harem of Hatsuns!!! A: Your Durpi is defective and needs to be up-to-date with all his shots!! These are symptoms of Neko rabies! Your Durpi will go into extreme heat and pass out from a headache. Afterwards he will go back to normal and hide of embarrassment from being in extreme heat.