FAKKU! City: Rol game

Your Little Lazer
will Bounce Back To You

You cannot compare me to that trash!!!

I feed scum like him to my lion army!!!


But, I will let you live because you fooled me in hangman...

Such as a Cowardly Excuse
to make
but even So a Every Wise Choice
your Lazer While Reflect to you and Destroyed your Army
Even if im Hit
i can Heal myself Up

Dont make me use my lazer...

Nobody who has seen it has lived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(except a few people...)

One Word

THIS IS LASER!!

Whats a robot without it~!

Name: Mike Elson
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Bio: Mike is an avarage Canadian Guy from Kelowna, British Columbia when one day
while he and a buddy are walking by the beach scoping out babes, the Lake Monster of Okanagan lake Known as Ogopogo jumps out of the water and takes Mike under. He wakes up in a cave near Rattle Snake Island not far from the Beach, he is then approached by the Ogopogo who grants him 5 special abilities to see him on his journey through Fakku city. Mike chooses the Following: 1.The ability to Teleport
2. See through Clothes
3. Lightning Strike (A super Charged Lightning Attack that shoots out of his hands)
4. He can give any woman he Sleeps with the Ultimate Orgasm
5. Shielded Skin (this allows him to make his body Invincible at will meaning if he
has the ability active he won't die from being stabbed or shot at)

FufuFUfUfu
You call that a Lazer
Fuuu


This is a LAZER

The barrel suggests that it's an automatic machine gun

Mike enters FAKKU City with amazement Mike: Wow this place is nothing like Kelowna!! Narrator: Mike Walks toward a park bench and sits down and is in total awe of how cool Fakku City is. Just then he hears a rustling in the bushes. Mike: The Hell? Whos there? Female Voice: Hey there Sexy would you like a handjob? Mike: Hmm? That voice sounds so inviting but I don't know? Female Voice: Come here big boy and touch me!! Mike: Whoa! Hot! Narrator: A Girl in a Sailor School uniform emerges from the bushes. Horny School girl: Why don't I sweeten my deal and give you a BJ instead? Mike: Okay! Narrator: The Cute Young school girl makes her way toward Mikes pants, She then begins to unzip his fly and pulls out his already erect Penis. She then softly moves her hands up and down his shaft Mike: AUGH!! Oh my! that feels Really Uh! Good! Narrator: She then puts her lips around the tip of mikes penis and begins to lick the opening of his peehole being careful not to overstimulate mike to the point of climax, she then slides mikes dick down her throat going in and out in and out!! as mike quivers with Ectstacy. She gently massages his Testicles as shes sucking him off Mike: oh! AUGH!! I'm going to CUUUUUUMMMMM!!! Narrator: Mike lets out a huge gasp as massive amounts of semen spew from his dick onto the pretty school girls uniform Mike: I am SO Sorry!! Horny School girl: Don't be this is what Fakku City is all about Mike: Really!? Wow! I could get used to this!!

Narrator: Alittle dazed from his earlier sexual encounter Mike Elson walks through the streets of Fakku City in hopes of finding another young nymphomaniac to quench his lust that he was now feeling. Mike: Man am I Horny that girl was great!! I hope I get to do that again real soon.

What happened to the guy that started this thread? Did all of you lazer, slash, nuke etc... him/her to death?

mari makanami.
age 19
gender female
spouse yama-kun!

*begins stalking Mari*

*Mike Spies on Mari's stalker as she makes her way toward her trying not to be spotted*

*fukken nukes Earth 1000000000 times*
*everyone dies*
NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS MOVE ALONG

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

fyi I'm a dood

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS~!! X3