Foreground Eclipse wrote...
Renovartio wrote...
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
Renovartio wrote...
Drifter995 wrote...
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
Renovartio wrote...
>be me, at work, inside office.
>close to end of shift
>kinda hungry
>relief/co-worker comes in
>old man, about 64.
>gives off the feeling of being grimy.
>Has gimp leg and last name is Punch.
>asks me "hey, did you bring anything to eat?"
>replied "nah, I figured that because my shift is short, I'll eat when I get home. Why, did you bring something?"
>old man brings out a plate lunch
>"I found this on a trash can. I'm going to eat it before my shift"
>"Um... ok..."
>he goes outside and begins to eat.
>scent wafts through, smells like BBQ.
>after 5 minutes, he finished up and comes back into office.
>I say aloud: "Man I wish McDonalds was open."
>He asks why
>"So I can go after work and get something quick to eat.
>he looks at me, and says with a straight face.
>"I don't eat at McDonalds, or any fast food place really. I'm afraid of getting sick.
Your co-worker is smart. McDonalds is the most disgusting and unhealthy of all fast food. Although I've pretty much stopped eating fast food for over a year now, unless I'm on a road-trip or something.
Either maccas here is vastly different to the one in america, or that isn't true at all
I assumed it was shit tier bait
Nah, McDonalds is shit-tier. I never eat there.
If you never eat there, how do you know its shit?
You just said food served at McDonalds is worse than trash can food.
I live in America. How could I have not had McD before? I stopped eating there several years ago. French fries and hash browns are okay but never their burgers.
And yes, I would rather whip up something from the trash then eat a burger from there. To be honest I could probably whip up something pretty good. I'm creative when it comes to making a meal from combined leftovers in the fridge.
Wut.
I'm pretty sure if you live ANYWHERE except a freezer where the only things disposed of are plastic wrappers and are kept below 32F, then you're probably MUCH better off eating at McDonalds than from a trash can.
At certain temperatures (Anything above 85F, really), especially in summer, poisonous bacteria will grow and multiply on food within around an hour. It still doesn't take that long at lower temperatures (Above 45F) to grow bacteria on food, after a few hours that food will be ripe to feed to your worst enemies. You'll get some nasty food poisoning, dude. And that's not even accounting for possible contamination from the other things in the trash can.
So, basically, if you enjoy throwing up for hours and rolling around in your own puke, go ahead, eat out of trash cans. Do yourself a favor instead, though - kill yourself. It'll end your misery that much quicker.
Sadly, I speak from experience. Being homeless for 18 months you start to do crazy shit.